Mundify is built from two Latin roots, mundi-, "to clean," and ficare, "to do."
Carnal Tunnel Syndrome
A tingling or numbness or a sharp, piercing pain shooting through the wrist as a direct result of engaging in pleasuring one's self while watching excessive porn.
Leisure Suit Larry is suffering from Carnal Tunnel Syndrome ever since his divorce was final 6 months ago.
Trivia
Who was pictured on the first $5 bill authorized by the U.S. in 1861? How about the first $10 bill?
Hamilton was on the $5 bill: Lincoln on the $10 bill—the reverse of today’s $5 and $10 bills.
History
Chicago: the Windy City was founded with a population of 350 (1833)
Isaac Singer: got a patent for his sewing machine (1851)
Spanish-American War: peace protocol was signed; Guam, Puerto Rico and the Philippines were ceded to the US and Cuba was released from Spanish rule (1898)
IBM-PC: IBM introduced its first personal computer, which contained an Intel chip and Microsoft's DOS operating system (1981)
Sue: the most complete Tyrannosaurus rex skeleton ever found was discovered in South Dakota; she now resides in Chicago's Field Museum of Natural History (1990)
Kursk: Russian nuclear submarine sank in the Barents Sea, killing the whole of its 118-member crew (2000)
Birthdays
Linda O'Neil (38): actress and the most popular body model that you probably never heard of.
George IV (1762-1830): king of Great Britain
Katharine Lee Bates (1859-1929): poet who wrote "America the Beautiful"; plus, writers Robert Southey (1774-1843), Jacinto Benavente (1866-1954), Mary Roberts Rinehart (1876-1958) and Ann M. Martin (56)
Cecil B. DeMille (1881-1959): director of blockbusters like The Ten Commandments; plus, director John Derek (1926-1998)
Mark Knopfler (62): composer, guitarist, rock singer; also, jazzman Pat Metheny (57)
Peter Krause (46): Nate Fisher in Six Feet Under and Adam Braverman in Parenthood; also, actors Cantinflas (1911-1993), George Hamilton (72), Bruce Greenwood (55), Michael Ian Black (40), Rebecca Gayheart (39), Casey Affleck (36), and Maggie Lawson and Dominique Swain (both 30)
Pete Sampras (40): tennis champ; also baseball hall-of-famer Christy Mathewson (1880-1925)
The 5% of a man's whiz missing the toilet, sprinkling over the toilet seat.
While 95% of Chad's whiz may have found its mark, I'm worried about the other 5%, the collateral whiz.
Trivia
When it comes to two-letter Internet country codes, .us stands for the United States. What countries are represented by .es and .is?
Spain and Iceland, respectively.
History
Ferdinand Magellan: set sail from Seville to circumnavigate the globe; of the five ships that set out under his command, only one — the Victoria — returned to Spain (1519)
Smithsonian Institution: was created with $500,000 left by English scientist James Smithson (1846)
Son of Sam: New York serial killer David Berkowitz was arrested (1977)
Yuri Malenchenko: Ukrainian cosmonaut became the first person to be married in space, to a woman on the ground in Texas (2003)
Birthdays
Herbert Hoover (1874-1964): 31st POTUS, believed in private enterprise
Jorge Amado (1912-2001): novelist, Dona Flor and Her Two Husbands; plus, writer Alfred Döblin (1878-1957)
Ian Anderson (64): musician, Jethro Tull; also, singers Jimmy Dean (1928-2010), Eddie Fisher (83), Ronnie Spector (68), Patti Austin (61), Jon Farriss (50) and Aaron Hall (47)
Antonio Banderas (51): actor/voice actor, The Mask of Zorro, Puss in Boots in the Shrek sequels; also, actors Rhonda Fleming (88), Kate O'Mara (72), James Reynolds (65), Daniel Hugh Kelly (59), Rosanna Arquette (52), Justin Theroux (40), Angie Harmon (39) and Ryan Eggold (27)
Phoolan Devi (1963-2001): gang leader who became a member of India's Parliament
To increase the alcohol in a wine by adding sugar.
Chaptalize comes from the French chaptaliser, which is in turn named for the French chemist J. A. Chaptal.
debt ceiling chicken
A game where everyone in Congress refuses to agree on a deal to raise the debt ceiling until the last possible minute. It's like regular chicken, but instead of driving cars at each other, politicians are using the economy.
John Boehner: I don't give a shit if our country turns into Mad Max 2. I'm going to win this game of debt ceiling chicken.
Barack Obama: Challenge accepted!
Trivia
What ordinance about bigamy was issued in Nuremburg, Germany, in 1650, two years after the Thirty Years War ended?
The parliament ruled that for the next 10 years, in order to rebuild the city’s devastated population, each male citizen would be permitted to have two wives.
History
Mont Blanc: the tallest Alp was summited for the first time, by Frenchmen Jacques Balmat and Michel-Gabriel Paccard (1786)
mimeograph: was patented by Thomas A. Edison (1876)
Great Train Robbery: 15 thieves stole more than £2m. from a London-bound traveling post office after stopping the train with a false red signal in Buckinghamshire (1963)
Richard Nixon: announced his resignation from the presidency in the wake of Watergate, six years to the day after he was nominated by the Republican Party (1974)
Birthdays
Emiliano Zapata (1879-1919): rebel leader of the Mexican revolution
Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings (1896-1953): Pulitzer Prize-winner for The Yearling; plus, winner of the first Pulitzer Prize for poetry Sara Teasdale (1884-1933)
Paul Dirac (1902-1984): mathematician and physicist who won a Nobel Prize for work on atomic theory
Dino De Laurentiis (92): film producer, Serpico; also, director/producer Martin Brest (60)
Dustin Hoffman (74): award-winning actor, Rain Man; plus, actors Esther Williams (90), Connie Stevens (73), Keith Carradine (62), Donny Most (58), Tawny Cypress (35), Michael Urie (31) and Meagan Good (30)
Drew Lachey (35): singer/dancer, 98 Degrees, DWTS; also, musicians Mel Tillis (79), Phil Balsley (72), The Edge (50), Kool Moe Dee (49) and JC Chasez (35)
Moxie enters common speech from the 1908 Moxie, a trademark name registered 1924 for a bitter non-alcoholic beverage; it was used as far back as 1876 as the name of a patent medicine advertised to "build up your nerve," and it is perhaps ultimately from a New England tribal word.
platonic relationship
When a woman officially declares a man to be in her 'friend zone'.
Man: "I love you"
Woman: "I love you, too"
Man: *leans in for a kiss*
Woman: *magically turns it into a hug* "You're such a great friend."
Man: *is now in a forced platonic relationship*
Trivia
What symbols were combined to create the antiwar peace symbol?
The naval semaphore signals for “N” and “D”—shorthand for nuclear disarmament.
History
Holy Roman Empire: came to an end with the abdication of Francis II (1806)
Bolivia: declared independence from Spain (1825)
electric chair: was first used as method of execution, on murderer William Kemmler at New York's Auburn Prison (1890)
Gertrude Ederle: became the first woman to swim the English Channel (1926)
Enola Gay: US bomber dropped an atomic weapon on Hiroshima, killing over 60,000 instantly; it was the first-ever use of nuclear warfare (1945)
Voting Rights Act: was signed by President Lyndon B. Johnson; it prohibited states from imposing racial discrimination at the polls based on literacy or financial ability (1965)
Gerry Adams: the Sinn Féin president and British PM Tony Blair meet; it's the first time in 76 years that a British leader met with an IRA ally (1997)
Birthdays
Alfred Lord Tennyson (1809-1892): Victorian age poet, "The Lady of Shalott"
Sir Alexander Fleming (1881-1955): bacteriologist who discovered penicillin
Richard Hofstadter (1916-1970): Pulitzer Prize-winning historian
Andy Warhol (1928-1987): pop artist who had his "fifteen minutes of fame"
Jeremy Ratchford (46): actor, Cold Case; also, actors Lucille Ball (1911-1989), Robert Mitchum (1917-1997), Peter Bonerz (73), Dorian Harewood (61), Catherine Hicks (60), Michelle Yeoh (49), Merrin Dungey (40), David Campbell (38), Vera Farmiga and Ever Carradine (both 37), Soleil Moon Frye (35), and Stepfanie Kramer (54)
Geri Halliwell (39): the former Ginger Spice; musicians Charlie Haden (74), Pat MacDonald (59) and Patsy and Peggy Lynn (both 46) were also born on this date
I am usually not that emotionally occupied when a celebrity passes away... But in Amy Winehouse's case I cannot stop thinking about what once was a young, glowing woman with what many said was an open personality, and an undeniable stunning contralto voice, dying so young... (Saw this on Tumblr)
I don't want to comment on her tabloid hype regarding her drug/alcohol habits because there's no point, my opinion doesn't mean anything and I'm only one of a bajillion people voicing my opinions on the internet. But what I will say is that you can tell from the lyrical material that Amy wrote that she was someone who was in a lot of pain and was yearning for some love.
One of my favourite songs from Back To Black album:
We're all creation, and God sees us all the same way... All of us as people mess up, we let our friends down, we don't live up to our lover's expectations, and just as often we are let down by others. But I think that just showing someone some unconditional love has such potential to change a life... Being free from any oppression or the feeling that someone has to just compensate for their actions in order to deserve love is completely liberating.
This is something I've been thinking about a lot since her death... And [like I mentioned] I know my opinion really doesn't mean anything but I've been challenging myself to be more understanding and compassionate in the way I deal with others, and letting go of my bitterness... We can never fully know what's happening in someone's life, why they behave the way they do, or if they have bitterness too, so even if it means trying to be more polite when a situation goes wrong, or trying to make a joke or conversation when a service-person is acting edgy, because we don't know how that could cheer them up. Even if it doesn't, it's better than adding to all the things that are bringing someone down.
Since Amy Winehouse's death, I've been thinking of the idea of unconditional love/selfless love. With my sisters, and my true friends, I've been trying to view them the same way that God would view them, meaning trying to see them from more positive eyes when I feel frustrated. It's been really difficult but if I can help a friend and be loving and supportive the way others have been with me (especially when I didn't deserve it), I think it could be a really positive force...
People need love, especially when they think they don't deserve it.
Prayers for the Winehouse family and all those close to her. May they feel comfort and love like never before in their dark time.
Lady Gaga switches into her Joe Claderone persona for the new Yoü and I single artwork photographed by Inez Van Lamsweerde & Vinoodh Matadin. Gaga was styled by Nicola Formichetti in Dior Homme with hair by Frederic Aspiras, makeup by Val Garland and art direction by Stephen Gan.
Lady Gaga switches into her Joe Claderone persona for the new Yoü and I single artwork photographed by Inez Van Lamsweerde & Vinoodh Matadin. Gaga was styled by Nicola Formichetti in Dior Homme with hair by Frederic Aspiras, makeup by Val Garland and art direction by Stephen Gan.
1. Conveying meaning by hint, euphemism, innuendo, or the like.
2. Pertaining to, or characteristic of Aesop or his fables.
Aesopian gets this general sense from its original meaning as a reference to the inferential nature of Aesop's fables.
Gate Massage
A TSA pat-down with a "happy landing."
I got a gate massage at the airport today. I feel great!
Trivia
Which three baseball Hall of Famers share the record for playing in the most All-Star games—24?
Hank Aaron, Willie Mays, and Stan Musial.
History
freedom of the press: a legal precedent was established when newspaper editor John Peter Zenger was acquitted of seditious libel; he had published criticism of the colonial governor of New York (1735)
US Coast Guard: was launched as the Revenue-Marine, later called the Revenue Cutter Service (1790)
Anne Frank: teenage Jewish diarist was discovered, along with her family, by Nazis; their hiding place was revealed by a Dutch informant and they were sent to concentration camps, where most perished (1944)
Burkina Faso: West African republic received its new name meaning "land of upright people"; it was formerly called Upper Volta (1984)
Birthdays
Elizabeth, the Queen Mother (1900-2002): wife of George VI, mother of Elizabeth II
Louis Armstrong (1901-1971): jazz trumpeter
Raoul Wallenberg (1912-1947?): Swedish diplomat/businessman who saved thousands of Hungarian Jews during WWII; in 1945, he was taken into custody by the Russians and disappeared
Barack Obama (50): the 44th POTUS
Roger Clemens (49): pitcher with the record for Cy Young Awards — 7; plus, runner Glenn Cunningham (1909-1988)
Dennis Lehane (46): novelist, Mystic River, Gone Baby Gone; writers Knut Hamsun (1859-1952) and Robert Hayden (1913-1980) were also born on this date
Daniel Dae Kim (43): Jin-Soo Kwon on Lost; also, actors Richard Belzer (67), Billy Bob Thornton (56), Lauren Tom (50), James Tupper (46) and Michael DeLuise (42)
A large estate, especially one used for farming or ranching.
Hacienda enters English from the Spanish word of the same meaning, which derives from the Latin facienda, "things to be done or made."
Boner Shock
Expressions or actions performed that causes your boner to go into "shock" or go back into the flaccid stage.
That girl gave me boner shock when right before sex she said "I always forgets to take my birth control."
Trivia
What Hollywood figure’s first screen appearance was as the baby boy being christened in the famous baptism scene in The Godfather?
Actress-director-producer Sofia Coppola, daughter of director Francis Ford Coppola. She was three weeks old when the scene was shot in 1971.
History
Christopher Columbus: set sail from Palos, Spain, on the voyage that would take him to America (1492)
La Scala: leading opera house opened in Milan with a production of Salieri's opera Europa riconosciuta, which was not performed again until December 7, 2004, when La Scala reopened after renovations (1788)
NBA: the National Basketball League and the Basketball Association of America merged to form America's professional basketball league (1949)
USS Nautilus: the world's first nuclear-powered submarine sailed over the North Pole underwater in a journey under the Arctic ice cap (1958)
Air Traffic Controllers Strike: PATCO workers walked out, leading to the firing of nearly all air traffic controllers by President Ronald Reagan two days later; in the wake of this event, US labor unions were weakened (1981)
Statue of Liberty: pedestal reopened to the public for first time since 9/11 (2004)
Birthdays
Stanley Baldwin (1867-1947): British three-term prime minister; Tunisian president Habib Bourguiba (1903-2000) shared this birth date
P.D. James (91): mystery writer; also, authors Henry Cuyler Bunner (1855-1896), Rupert Brooke (1887-1915), Ernie Pyle (1900-1945), Leon Uris (1924-2003) and Steven Millhauser (68)
Tony Bennett (85): singer, "(I Left My Heart) in San Francisco"; also, musicians Richard Adler (90), Beverly Lee (70), B.B. Dickerson (62), Randy Scruggs (58) and James Hetfield (48)
Martha Stewart (70): homemaker guru who's become a household name
John C. McGinley (52): Perry Cox on Scrubs; also, actors Martin Sheen (71), Isaiah Washington (48), Brigid Brannagh (39) and Evangeline Lilly (32)
Tom Brady (34): New England Patriots quarterback; plus, football coach Marv Levy (86) and hockey hall-of-famer Marcel Dionne (60)